Farting

Farting is quite a natural process like eating, breathing etc but it's considered to be very indecent especially if you fart in public and with a familiar sound. I'm sure that most people like farting but don't accept that as their habbit. Farting is neccessary if you're overwhelmed with wind - it's better to drop your hat forwards than to have it inside until you get a swollen stomach and the further stomachache. I don't encourage you to fart everywhere and every time but if this happens don't be shy and don't blush, just put on an avert face expression and go away immediately not to breathe in all the stinky smells you've produced.